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Bat puns in 2025

How does a girl vampire flirt?
– She bats her eyes.

How do bats line up in school?
– In alpha-bat-ical order.

What happens when two vampire bats meet?
– They fall in love at first bite.

How can you tell if vampires like baseball?
– Every night they turn into bats.

The favorite keep fit game for Draculas is batminton.

Where do bats keep their money?
– In the blood bank.

What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?

How do you know a vampire is flirting with you?
– Because she bats her eyelashes.

In the animal kingdom, bats are the only skilled in playing baseball.

When bats lose their tails, they go to a re-tail store.

Where do vampires take a shower?
– In the bat room.

What’s a bats favorite desert?
– I-Scream!

What is a bat’s favourite pudding?
– Upside down cake.

There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
– A bat.

Where do bats get their education?
– In night schools.

How do bats know what’s to come in their future?
– They read their horror-scope.

Why do the witches never win a game of baseball?
– Because their bats always fly away.

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