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Bat puns in 2025

What is the most favourite fruit of bats?
– It must be neck-tarines!

What do vampire bats call their friends?
– Blood brothers.

Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
– He was a bat boy.

What did the bat do when he didn’t know the answer to the teacher’s question?
– He winged it.

What did the vampire bat say when I offered her a snack?
– No fangs, I’ve already eaten my dinner.

The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”

What do you get if you cross an ice cube with a vampire?
– Frost bite.

Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
– She thought she was a pain in the neck.

What’s the best way to make a bat stew?
– Keep them waiting.

Why wasn’t the little bat allowed to play baseball?
– Because he was a bat boy.

Bat counselors only have one advice for their clients. Just hang in there.

What did the young vampire’s mom say to him when he answered back?
– Watch your battitude.

What problem did the young bat experience?
– The hangout.

What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
– Pancake batter.

Most softball games are played at night
– because the bats have to sleep during the day.

A young bat can experience a lot of things in life by hanging out.

What was the most famous bat comedy team?
– Ab-bat and Costello.

What did the bat say to her friend when she came back to school after her holiday?
– “Welcome bat!”

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