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Bat puns in 2024

The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is
– because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.

When the little dog saw the huge bat hanging at the balcony, it came in so terrier-fied.

What do you say to a vampire who’s just found a donor?
– Coagulations.

How fast can a cave become vacant?
– At the drop of a bat.

What kind of bat can do a back flip?
– An acro-bat.

Vampires regularly use mouthwash
– because they have such bat breath.

Why do vampire bats drink blood?
– Because coffee keeps them awake at night.

Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
– The acro-bat.

How does a bat say hi to her mum?
– With a sound wave.

Why did the bat want to get a job?
– She was fed up of hanging around.

Vampires rarely take a shower, but when they do, they have a special bat room reserved for them.

Why did the vampire need to use mouthwash?
– A battle.

What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
– No, fangs. I just ate.

Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
– To the blood bank.

Girl vampires have a very interesting way of flirting. They bat their eyes.

Little bats are fond of drinking the alpha-bat soup.

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
– Their bats flew away.

Why do psychiatrists study bats?
– They want to learn about their hang-ups.

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