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In the animal kingdom, bats are the only skilled in playing baseball.

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When bats lose their tails, they go to a re-tail store.

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Where do vampires take a shower?
– In the bat room.

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What is a bat’s favourite pudding?
– Upside down cake.

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There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
– A bat.

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Where do bats get their education?
– In night schools.

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How do bats know what’s to come in their future?
– They read their horror-scope.

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Why do the witches never win a game of baseball?
– Because their bats always fly away.

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All the little witches loved playing bats cradle at school.

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What did one bat say to another?
– Let’s hang around together.

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– A bat-mare.

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How do you write a book about bats?
– With a ghostwriter.

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What do bats say to vampires they hate?
– “You suck!”

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Have you ever discovered that all vampire bats have false teeth?
– The reason is, they come out at night.

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Robin got kicked off the baseball team
– because he forgot his bat, man!

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How does Dracula keep fit?
– Batminton.

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How do bats manage to fly without bumping into each other?
– They use their wing mirrors.

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