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Bat puns in 2024

What’s the best way to make a bat stew?
– Keep them waiting.

Why wasn’t the little bat allowed to play baseball?
– Because he was a bat boy.

Bat counselors only have one advice for their clients. Just hang in there.

What did the young vampire’s mom say to him when he answered back?
– Watch your battitude.

What problem did the young bat experience?
– The hangout.

What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
– Pancake batter.

Most softball games are played at night
– because the bats have to sleep during the day.

A young bat can experience a lot of things in life by hanging out.

What was the most famous bat comedy team?
– Ab-bat and Costello.

What did the bat say to her friend when she came back to school after her holiday?
– “Welcome bat!”

What do you do when your bat-friend does something good?
– Give her a bat on the back.

Vampires have a special newspaper where their obatuaries are printed when they die.

Why are softball games at night?
– Because bats sleep during the day.

What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
– She winged it.

What’s a baby bat’s favourite food?
– A tasty bowl of alpha-bat soup.

. The first thing bats learn in school is the alphabat.

The greatest movie ever produced incorporating vampire actors is the bat-tle of the blood bath.

What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?
– An obatuary.

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