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Bat puns in 2025

The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, “you really suck.”

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After taking a shower, a vampire stands on a bat mat.

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What do little witches like to play at school?
– Bats cradle.

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What did hear about the two bats meeting?
– It was love at first bite!

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What do you call a bat who gets charged up to fly?
– A battery.

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School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.

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What did the bat say to the vampire?
– “You suck”.

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What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
– A battery.

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What is the only thing smarter than a talking bat?
– A spelling bee.

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What happens if you cross a bat and a ball?
– You get a home run.

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Casketball has been listed as one of the sports registering huge populations of bats.

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How do vampires carry their books to school?
– In their bat pack..

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What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
– A ding-bat.

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Why don’t vampires use the front door?
– Because they use the bat flap instead.

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There are many ways of holding a bat, but the best is by the handle.

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A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.

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How do bats fly without bumping into anything?
– They use their wing mirrors.

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What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
– She turned into a ding-bat.

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