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Bat puns in 2024

How do you hold a bat?
– By the wings.

What do you get when you cross a vampire bat with a snowman?
– Frostbite.

The correct name for a little bat though not endorsed in the world’s leading dictionaries is a battle.

What do you call a bat in a belfry?
– A dingbat.

What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
– Meals on Wheels.

How do bats do the register at school?
– In alpha-bat-ical order.

What did the vampire’s mum say when he shouted at her?
– “Young man, you need to watch your battitude!”

The witches team lost their opening baseball game
– because all their bats flew away.

What do you call a little bat?
– A battle.

What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
– A bat ball.

What did the bat say to the girl he liked?
– “Let’s hang out together some time.”

The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is
– because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.

When the little dog saw the huge bat hanging at the balcony, it came in so terrier-fied.

What do you say to a vampire who’s just found a donor?
– Coagulations.

How fast can a cave become vacant?
– At the drop of a bat.

What kind of bat can do a back flip?
– An acro-bat.

Vampires regularly use mouthwash
– because they have such bat breath.

Why do vampire bats drink blood?
– Because coffee keeps them awake at night.

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