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Bat puns in 2025

What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?
– An obatuary.

What praise did a bat’s friend deserve?
– A bat on the back.

What’s a vampire bat’s favourite food?
– I scream!

When you cross a lonely hearts club and a bat, you will end up with lots of blind dates.

What’s the first thing bats learn at school?
– The alpha-bat.

What game do little bats like to play?
– Batty fight.

Where do bats go to learn things?
– To the night school.

How does Dracula keep fit?
– By playing batminton.

Vampires are seasoned baseball players, they practice in batting cages.

What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club?
– A lot of blind dates.

Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
– Because she did not have a bat robe.

Why do bats hate living on their own?
– They want to hang out with their friends.

If you cross a vampire bat and a computer, you will end up with love at first byte.

After missing a day of school, the bat said to his best friend, “Welcome bat, you haven’t missed a lot.”

Where do vampires practice baseball?
– In batting cages.

What is a good place for bat jokes?
– A public bat room.

Why are vampire bats so unpopular?
– Because they’re a massive pain in the neck.

There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.

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