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Bat puns in 2024

Which bat knows the ABC?
– The alpha-bat.

Which bat was first to learn their ABC’s?
– The alpha-bat.

Where does a vampire go to have a shower?
– They go to the batroom.

When you cross a cow and a vampire, you end up with a hamburger that bites back.

What do bats do at night?
– Aerobatics.

Why did the bat often use mouthwash?
– She had bat breath.

Who does the famous bat get letters from?
– His fang club.

The most a bat lands in belfry, it changes its identity to a dingbat.

The markets that bats avoid at all cost is the flea markets.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a cow?
– A hamburger that bites back.

How do you hold a bat?
– By the wings.

What do you get when you cross a vampire bat with a snowman?
– Frostbite.

The correct name for a little bat though not endorsed in the world’s leading dictionaries is a battle.

What do you call a bat in a belfry?
– A dingbat.

What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
– Meals on Wheels.

How do bats do the register at school?
– In alpha-bat-ical order.

What did the vampire’s mum say when he shouted at her?
– “Young man, you need to watch your battitude!”

The witches team lost their opening baseball game
– because all their bats flew away.

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