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Bat puns in 2025

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
– Their bats flew away.

Why do psychiatrists study bats?
– They want to learn about their hang-ups.

What’s a vampire bat’s favourite fruit?
– A neck-tarine.

Bats are spendthrifts, they keep most of their money in blood banks.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
– She bats her eyes.

How do bats line up in school?
– In alpha-bat-ical order.

What happens when two vampire bats meet?
– They fall in love at first bite.

How can you tell if vampires like baseball?
– Every night they turn into bats.

The favorite keep fit game for Draculas is batminton.

Where do bats keep their money?
– In the blood bank.

What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?

How do you know a vampire is flirting with you?
– Because she bats her eyelashes.

In the animal kingdom, bats are the only skilled in playing baseball.

When bats lose their tails, they go to a re-tail store.

Where do vampires take a shower?
– In the bat room.

What’s a bats favorite desert?
– I-Scream!

What is a bat’s favourite pudding?
– Upside down cake.

There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.

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