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Bat puns in 2025

The markets that bats avoid at all cost is the flea markets.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a cow?
– A hamburger that bites back.

How do you hold a bat?
– By the wings.

What do you get when you cross a vampire bat with a snowman?
– Frostbite.

The correct name for a little bat though not endorsed in the world’s leading dictionaries is a battle.

What do you call a bat in a belfry?
– A dingbat.

What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
– Meals on Wheels.

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