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Bat puns in 2025

How do bats fly without bumping into anything?
– They use their wing mirrors.

What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
– She turned into a ding-bat.

How did the vampire carry her books to school?
– She put them in her bat-pack.

What does a vampire bat call his best friends?
– His blood brothers.

When baking cakes, vampires use batter.

What’s the best way to hold a bat?
– By the handle.

What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
– Neck-tarines.

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