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Bat puns in 2025

What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire bat?
– Love at first byte.

Which bat knows the ABC?
– The alpha-bat.

Which bat was first to learn their ABC’s?
– The alpha-bat.

Where does a vampire go to have a shower?
– They go to the batroom.

When you cross a cow and a vampire, you end up with a hamburger that bites back.

What do bats do at night?
– Aerobatics.

Why did the bat often use mouthwash?
– She had bat breath.

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