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Bat puns in 2024

What did the bat say to the vampire?
– “You suck”.

What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
– A battery.

What is the only thing smarter than a talking bat?
– A spelling bee.

What happens if you cross a bat and a ball?
– You get a home run.

Casketball has been listed as one of the sports registering huge populations of bats.

How do vampires carry their books to school?
– In their bat pack..

What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
– A ding-bat.

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