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BBQ puns in 2025

Grill ’em all!

Barbecue is happiness

I’m going to “My meat on your grill” barbeque.

Why did the cow go on a diet? To become lean beef.

BBQ is the only social gathering in which everyone has a beef with everyone.

Monty Python and the Holy Grill is the funnies barbeque movie of all time.

Loving someone who makes great barbecue is not difficult at all

Once you put my meat in your mouth, you are going to swallow.

Every barbecue feels like the best one ever.

What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.

When two vegetarians bumped into each other at a bbq, I heard one shout to the other saying “We must stop meating like this.”

A man and wife were working in their garden one evening. The man looked at the wife and said, “Your but is getting bigger than the barbeque.” The wife chose to ignore him. Later in the night, the man made advances towards his but she brushed him off saying, “I can’t fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie.”

Best meat on the street

LIMP BRISKET would be the ideal name for Fred Durst’s bbq restaurant.

Life may be a game, but barbecue is serious. That’s what cheese said.

What is Lil Jon’s favourite type of wood for bbq?
– Mesquite skeet

Do vegetarians get that mouth-watering sensation we get when grilling a steak on the bbq when they mow the lawn?

Good times and tan lines

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