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Beach puns in 2025

I’m coconuts for you.

Live with no egrets.

Arrrr you going to join me at the beach, matey?

Better bait than never, I always say.

I get by with a little kelp from my friends.

We need to scale back on the fish

Where my beaches at?

Swimmer down now, no point being angry!

Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.

Better bait than never.

Sundeck the halls.

Don’t sing out of dune.

Along for the tide.

My favorite wine? Crab-ernet noir.

I’ve got it in the beach bag.

I think we’re gonna crash at the beach.

Everything whale be alright.

Hello there, buoys and gulls!

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