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Beach puns in 2025

Don’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun-screening my calls.

I’m having one whale of a good day.

We mermaid for each other.

Reclaimed barnacle wood.

It’s a surf war.

Waterever will I do when summer is over?

I don’t give a clam.

If looks could krill.

Octopi Wallstreet

I run this beach.

I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway

I find the ocean really crab-tivating!

I’ve passed my shell-by date.

I’m coconuts for you.

Live with no egrets.

Arrrr you going to join me at the beach, matey?

Better bait than never, I always say.

I get by with a little kelp from my friends.

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