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Bean puns in 2025

When we got to the end of the rough road, he looked at me and said, “I think we are lost. I have never bean this way before.”

I’m happier than I’ve ever bean!

What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a holiday?
– You’ve bean gone! How have you bean?

Un-bean-ownst to us, she bought a present for her friend.

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

The java bean was worried because apparently it had a latte problem at home.

I carried these legumes from the other side of the world.
You can say that me and this pack have bean around the world!

What did the bean of coffee say to its wife?
– You are brew-ti-ful.

I’m soy into you.

Beans are healthy and a good substitute for meat and animal protein.
However, string beans will tie your stomach in knots.

I’ve bean thinking about you.

I like you a latte.

Cool beans!

Sweet dreams dear!

In the vegetation race, the runner bean took the lead from the start while the lettuce pead on the cabbage.

What do you call an athletic bean?
– A runner bean.

Do you think I’m funny?
– I’ve bean practicing jokes all day!

I’m a little coffee (coughy)

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