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Bean puns in 2025

You’re so sweet.

During the war, everyone took cover except the navy bean that was left to navigate the waters.

Ah, you like Star Trek?
– Well, bean me up, Scotty!

What do you call an athletic bean?
– A runner bean.

I have coffee-lings for you.

Where have you bean all my life?

When they came back, it was too late
– because the gossiping pots had spilled the beans.

You can tell me a secret.
I won’t spill the beans, I promise.

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

Soy what!?

No words can espresso how much you bean to me.
You are so special.

What do you call a bean that was previously famous?
– A “has bean”.

What happens to coffee beans when they have a similar experience?
– Having a deja brew.

Where you bean?

Sweet heart.

When the holiday season begins, everybody claims that they have bean busy the year through and want a time off.

Thanks for bean a good kid!

Ah, you like Star Trek?
– Well, bean me up, Scotty!

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