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Bean puns in 2025

Soya bean up to much lately?

When he finished his studies, he didn’t have many places to go.
In fact, he loved bean around.

Always remember that you bean so much to me!

Coffee beans must have low self-esteem
– because they’re always being roasted.

Bean-ough is bean-ough.

The rice farmer was outstanding in his field.

A coffee bean passes through three main stages in its life cycle.
In the first stage, they claim to be still green in life, the second stage they say they have bean there done that, and the last stage is an epitaph reading has bean.

You have to go to school, bean there or bean square.

What did Hamlet say?
– To bean or not to bean, that is the question.

Saturday night fava.

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
– Bean dip.

The favorite thing beans eat during thanksgiving is the roast.

If you throw legumes to the sky, they’re called air pods.

Bean there, done that.

Green bean with envy.

During the wedding, the groom gave the bride a card written long ago with these words on it, ‘thank you for bean you’.

What’s an alternate ending to the famous fairy tale?
– Jack and the beans talk.

Sorry I’m latte!

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