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Bean puns in 2025

Happ-bean-ness is enough for me.

Sweet victory~

The favorite bean for a zombie is a human bean.

What do you call some beans that’s been out in the sun?
– Baked beans.

What do you call some beans that’s been out in the sun?
– Baked beans.

The little bean caught a high fava. (fever)

What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
– Tear gas

It took the bean so long to finish its homework
– because it has a habit of procaffenating.

You are soy beautiful!

How have you bean?

Soya bean up to much lately?

When he finished his studies, he didn’t have many places to go.
In fact, he loved bean around.

Always remember that you bean so much to me!

Coffee beans must have low self-esteem
– because they’re always being roasted.

Bean-ough is bean-ough.

The rice farmer was outstanding in his field.

A coffee bean passes through three main stages in its life cycle.
In the first stage, they claim to be still green in life, the second stage they say they have bean there done that, and the last stage is an epitaph reading has bean.

You have to go to school, bean there or bean square.

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