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Bean puns in 2025

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

Soy what!?

No words can espresso how much you bean to me.
You are so special.

What do you call a bean that was previously famous?
– A “has bean”.

What happens to coffee beans when they have a similar experience?
– Having a deja brew.

Where you bean?

Sweet heart.

When the holiday season begins, everybody claims that they have bean busy the year through and want a time off.

Thanks for bean a good kid!

Ah, you like Star Trek?
– Well, bean me up, Scotty!

Man, I got the cof-feels.

How you bean?

The bean was so upset with how the pot behaved especially the way it made him filter.

Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
– Because they want peas and quiet.

You’re steaming hot!

You’re soy awesome.

Rarely do you come across kind people.
Therefore, when you see a generous human bean, make them a friend for life.

Suffice to say I’m just looking for the beaning of life.

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