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Bean puns in 2025

I’m a little coffee (coughy)

Adriana Lima Bean

Beans are so romantic. During valentines, they keep their loved ones grounded and shower them with presents.

What do you call a pea that works in the circus?
– A tra-peas artist.

You’re brew-ti-ful.

You make me soy happy.

When planting green beans, ensure you have a nice pair of socks, preferably garden hose.

You and I are meant to “bean”.

Before you go, I would like to send you a whole latte love.

Where have you bean all my life?

You’re so sweet.

During the war, everyone took cover except the navy bean that was left to navigate the waters.

Ah, you like Star Trek?
– Well, bean me up, Scotty!

What do you call an athletic bean?
– A runner bean.

I have coffee-lings for you.

Where have you bean all my life?

When they came back, it was too late
– because the gossiping pots had spilled the beans.

You can tell me a secret.
I won’t spill the beans, I promise.

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