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Bean puns in 2025

When they came back, it was too late
– because the gossiping pots had spilled the beans.

You can tell me a secret.
I won’t spill the beans, I promise.

What happens to coffee beans when they have a similar experience?
– Having a deja brew.

Where you bean?

Sweet heart.

No words can espresso how much you bean to me.
You are so special.

What do you call a bean that was previously famous?
– A “has bean”.

Ah, you like Star Trek?
– Well, bean me up, Scotty!

Man, I got the cof-feels.

How you bean?

When the holiday season begins, everybody claims that they have bean busy the year through and want a time off.

Thanks for bean a good kid!

You’re steaming hot!

You’re soy awesome.

The bean was so upset with how the pot behaved especially the way it made him filter.

Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
– Because they want peas and quiet.

What did the bean of coffee say to its wife?
– You are brew-ti-ful.

Happ-bean-ness is enough for me.

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