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Bean puns in 2025

You are a great human bean.

A bean stalked his friend’s crush on social media to get some information.

Since the year begun, I have bean thinking on different ways of improving my communication skills.

You are my favorite human bean.

What’s an alternate ending to the famous fairy tale?
– Jack and the beans talk.

You bean the world to me.

Plant a kiss on me.

When the question and answer session began, the bean on the right was too baked to respond.

If you’ve pea’d on the floor, don’t worry. We’ve all bean there.

What did the cup say to the coffee?
– Where have you bean all my life?

Never soy never.

If you make a mistake and tell your secret on a farm, three things will happen.
The first is that the potatoes have eyes and they will see.
The second is that corns have ears and they will hear.
The third and most dangerous is that beans will stalk you.

What is the fastest type of beans in the world? – Usain Bean!

I think I put too many beans in my eyes. In Heinz sight, it was a poor decision.

We’re meant to bean.

Check your pulse!

If you want to live in a peaceful world, eat beans not beings.

Do you think I’m funny?
– I’ve bean practicing jokes all day!

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