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Bean puns in 2025

You can tell me a secret.
I won’t spill the beans, I promise.

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

Soy what!?

No words can espresso how much you bean to me.
You are so special.

What do you call a bean that was previously famous?
– A “has bean”.

What happens to coffee beans when they have a similar experience?
– Having a deja brew.

Where you bean?

Sweet heart.

When the holiday season begins, everybody claims that they have bean busy the year through and want a time off.

Thanks for bean a good kid!

Ah, you like Star Trek?
– Well, bean me up, Scotty!

Man, I got the cof-feels.

How you bean?

The bean was so upset with how the pot behaved especially the way it made him filter.

Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
– Because they want peas and quiet.

You’re steaming hot!

You’re soy awesome.

Rarely do you come across kind people.
Therefore, when you see a generous human bean, make them a friend for life.

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