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Bean puns in 2025

When the question and answer session began, the bean on the right was too baked to respond.

If you’ve pea’d on the floor, don’t worry. We’ve all bean there.

What did the cup say to the coffee?
– Where have you bean all my life?

Never soy never.

If you make a mistake and tell your secret on a farm, three things will happen.
The first is that the potatoes have eyes and they will see.
The second is that corns have ears and they will hear.
The third and most dangerous is that beans will stalk you.

What is the fastest type of beans in the world? – Usain Bean!

I think I put too many beans in my eyes. In Heinz sight, it was a poor decision.

We’re meant to bean.

Check your pulse!

If you want to live in a peaceful world, eat beans not beings.

Do you think I’m funny?
– I’ve bean practicing jokes all day!

What do you call a group of trendy beans?
– Cool beans.

You and I are meant to bean.

Corn puns are plant-tastic.

She was so determined that she would take whatever beans necessary to get her cup of coffee each day.

What did Hamlet say?
– To bean or not to bean, that is the question.

What happens to coffee beans when they have a similar experience?
– Having a deja brew.

You’re my soymate.

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