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Bean puns in 2025

What did you just soy?

What did the bean said to another bean?
– How’ve ya bean?

The can of Irish beans I bought only has 239 beans.
They say one more would be too farty.

You and I are meant to bean.

Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
– Because they want peas and quiet.

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