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Beer puns in 2025

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the
other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.

Save water! Drink beer!

Two beer or not two beer.

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”

If you can read this bring me a beer.

I Googled my symptoms. Turns out, I just need a beer.

Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.

Sick of beer? That’s like being sick of breathing.

Alcohol is never the answer. But it’s a good way of forgetting the question.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages,
families and careers.

I like my water with barley and hops.

Beergasm: that moment when you take the first sip of beer at the end of your work day

When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys
everything, he’s “Incredible.” But when I do it, I’m “an alcoholic.

Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby

I poured root beer into a squared glass. Now I just have beer.

I only drink on days beginning with “T”. Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.

I don’t need therapy. I just need to drink a beer (or three).

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