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Beer puns in 2025

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here”. A time traveler walks into a bar.

I give in to beer-pressure.

This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.

Two beer or not two beer, that’s the question!”
William Shakesbeer

You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer.’ Well no kidding… who is happy when their beer runs out?”

10 year old me after my dad let me have a sip of is beer: Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this?”

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

By now, the beer should know enough to come out of the store when I honk…”

Beer is not the answer. Beer is not the question. Yes is the answer.

The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone.

You ordered me a pilsner? You know I like hoppy beer.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the
other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.

Save water! Drink beer!

Two beer or not two beer.

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”

If you can read this bring me a beer.

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