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Beer puns in 2025

I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.

You won’t drink away the alcoholism

Beer… Because you can’t drink bacon!

This weekend, I’ve decided to do a juice cleanse. And by juice, I mean beer.”

Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.

Yeah, I’m into fitness… fit’ness whole beer in my belly.

According to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? “Please get out of the pool.”

“You know what rhymes with Friday? Beer.

I don’t always drink beer. Just kidding, of course I do.

All the problems fade before a hangover

Do I want beer? a) yes b) a c) b

I don’t always drink, but when I do, You can call me Beercules.”

Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.

Abs are cool and all but… Have you tried a craft beer?”

Love is ale we need.

Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick.

People who say you’re hard to shop for, maybe don’t know where to buy beer.

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