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Beer puns in 2024

I totally believe in second chances. So if this beer doesn’t get me drunk, I will have another.

Don’t worry be hoppy.

How do you know if you’re an ugly girl? If you know what the drinks cost at a bar

Every weekend I say to myself: Bob, you have to stop drinking beer. Luckily I’m not Bob.

Ale’s well that ends well.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.

I’m either #1 Drinking beer, #2 About to drink beer, #3 Thinking about drinking beer.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink beer, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.”

Everyone has their own path, fortunately mine leads to the liquor store.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels… Except beer, that tastes like skinny can go to hell.

Cure your ale-ments.

Take a pitcher.

If you hold a glass of beer to your ear you can hear the weekend!”

Make wort not war.

Ale’s in the days work!

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Bud Light, which is water that’s lying about being beer

Keep your circle small and your beer cold.

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