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Beer puns in 2025

According to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? “Please get out of the pool.”

“You know what rhymes with Friday? Beer.

I don’t always drink beer. Just kidding, of course I do.

All the problems fade before a hangover

Do I want beer? a) yes b) a c) b

I don’t always drink, but when I do, You can call me Beercules.”

Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.

Abs are cool and all but… Have you tried a craft beer?”

Love is ale we need.

Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick.

People who say you’re hard to shop for, maybe don’t know where to buy beer.

If you’re too classy for a shower beer, then I feel sorry for you and we can’t be friends.

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything
alcoholic. So she gets a divorce

I make beer disappear. What’s your superpower?

Every slice of bread is a sad story of wheat that could’ve become a beer.”

I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That’s it. No more reading!

I’d tap that.

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