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Beer puns in 2025

Pitcher perfect.

I screamed at my neighbor, “What on earth are you doing on our roof!” He screamed back, “I saw you at the bar, and you said the drinks were on the house!”

Vitamin B? You mean beer?

IPA lot when I drink.

Wish you were beer.

Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

When your friend asks you if you want to play beer pong. Every day. All-day. Anywhere. Anytime.”

Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to
enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to
pay for self destruction

Beer is good but beers are better

Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece… 2-3 beers”

I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie.

I totally believe in second chances. So if this beer doesn’t get me drunk, I will have another.

Don’t worry be hoppy.

How do you know if you’re an ugly girl? If you know what the drinks cost at a bar

Every weekend I say to myself: Bob, you have to stop drinking beer. Luckily I’m not Bob.

Ale’s well that ends well.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.

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