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Beer puns in 2025

Ale’s in the days work!

Take a pitcher.

If you hold a glass of beer to your ear you can hear the weekend!”

Keep your circle small and your beer cold.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Bud Light, which is water that’s lying about being beer

Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need beer.”

Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as you’re half way to your next beer.”

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

Hey there, hops stuff.

I am so glad to see you brew!!

Beer contains Vitamin Pee.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.”

Dinosaurs didn’t drink craft beer and now they’re extinct. Coincidence?

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward

I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.

I give in to beer-pressure.

This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.

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