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Beer puns in 2025

Love is ale we need.

Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick.

People who say you’re hard to shop for, maybe don’t know where to buy beer.

If you’re too classy for a shower beer, then I feel sorry for you and we can’t be friends.

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything
alcoholic. So she gets a divorce

I make beer disappear. What’s your superpower?

Every slice of bread is a sad story of wheat that could’ve become a beer.”

I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That’s it. No more reading!

I’d tap that.

It’s Beer-Flu season. Have you had your shots?

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I don’t even believe myself when I say only one beer.

One does not simply drink one beer

What’s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t
turn into men when they drink.

If you drink enough beer, it tastes like love.

Pitcher perfect.

I screamed at my neighbor, “What on earth are you doing on our roof!” He screamed back, “I saw you at the bar, and you said the drinks were on the house!”

Vitamin B? You mean beer?

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