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Beer puns in 2025

Beer is not the answer. Beer is not the question. Yes is the answer.

The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone.

You ordered me a pilsner? You know I like hoppy beer.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the
other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.

Save water! Drink beer!

Two beer or not two beer.

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”

If you can read this bring me a beer.

I Googled my symptoms. Turns out, I just need a beer.

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