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Berry puns in 2025

What’s a scarecrows favourite fruit?
– A straw-berry.

I don’t work on Sundaes…

What looks like half a berry?
– The other half.

Why are Blackberries never lonely?
– Because they hang around in bunches.

What is blue and goes up and down?
– A blueberry in an elevator!

The strawberry killed the cherry right before my berry eyes.

Always remember to practice what you peach.

Keep calm and berry on.

That’s not ripe…

What do you call a scary berry?
– A boo-berry.

When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
– The marionberry

The banana proposed to the lemon by saying, “You are one in a melon.”

Raps-berry – Berry cool music artists.

Forget who you are and why you’re here-all that foolishness. In the woods the bushes are full of blueberries; go and pick some. ~ Marty Rubin

Why did the raspberries take a trip to Las Vegas?
– To see Berry Manilow perform.

It happened right before my berry eyes.

I am so sure that scarecrow’s favorite fruit would be nothing else but straw-berries.

That’s my jam!

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