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Berry puns in 2025

Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup. ~Wendell Berry

How do you make a blueberry?
– You strangle a pea.

I’ve been searching for berried treasure.

It was a blast when all the strawberries were playing their instruments together.
– It was a crazy jam session!

Jam session.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
– If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?
– A baaa-nana.

You want a peach of me?

Bairy (Fairy) – Magical flying berries in magical forests.

Sundae funday!

How do berries appear?
– They come out of the blue.

What would a dissapointed berry say?
– Im berry dissapointed

Today was my first day selling berries at the market. Before I left my house, my father wished me, “All the berry best for today!”

Berr-ific job!

Why was the raspberry by himself?
– Because the banana split.

How can blueberries talk on the phone if they have no hands?
– Bluetooth.

I love you berry much.

When they met after a long time, the lemon asked the lime, “Sour you doing?”

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