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Berry puns in 2025

What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
– A strawberry in a lift.

Why did the blueberry turn red?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

This fruit salad really blue me away.

The gooseberry asked the orange, “Do you want to be my Valen-lime?”

You’re bananas! (Bananas are technically berries)

How do you make a strawberry turnover?
– Push it down a hill.

What happens when you step on grapes?
– They wine.

One berry wished the other. “Avo a great birthday!”

Will you berry me?

Chuck Berry

What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?
– An Eggs-Berry-Mint.

What’s the most exciting news for berries?
– Currant events

You’re berry cute.

What do you call a berry patch on a windy day?
– Blewberries

Right before my berry eyes

I miss you berry much.

Strawbear-y

A big tart!

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