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Berry puns in 2025

These three bands are unreal! Spinal Tap, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters, and The Partridge Family.

You are so berry sweet.

When the cherry died, we berried it in our garden.

It happened right before my berry eyes

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
– Straw-berries!

What do you call two banana skins?
– A pair of slippers.

I a-peach-iate you!

I’d hate to be berried alive.

You’ve got the snack for it!

Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
– It was a currant affairs program.

Why are grapes never lonely?
– Because they hang around in bunches.

When the child complained about his grape, the mother exclaimed, “Son, you are being un-raisin-able.”

My lady, your berry-ot awaits.

Strawberry Fields is anywhere you want to go. ~ John Lennon

How do grapes settle their disputes?
– They berry the hatchet.

What’s a Criminal’s favorite berry?
– Rob”berry”.

You’re berry special to me.

I went to the shop today to get some strawberries and blackberries,
– but they didn’t have any, so it was indeed a fruitless trip.

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