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Berry puns in 2025

I’d hate to be berried alive.

You’ve got the snack for it!

Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
– It was a currant affairs program.

Why are grapes never lonely?
– Because they hang around in bunches.

When the child complained about his grape, the mother exclaimed, “Son, you are being un-raisin-able.”

My lady, your berry-ot awaits.

Strawberry Fields is anywhere you want to go. ~ John Lennon

How do grapes settle their disputes?
– They berry the hatchet.

What’s a Criminal’s favorite berry?
– Rob”berry”.

You’re berry special to me.

I went to the shop today to get some strawberries and blackberries,
– but they didn’t have any, so it was indeed a fruitless trip.

Thanks a bunch!

What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
– The worlds best Sundae!

How do you make a strawberry shake?
– Put it in the freezer.

You have a peach of my heart.

Blue berry – A berry that’s felling a little blue…

Pi – A very Mathematical pie.

What looks like half a berry?
– The other half.

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