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Berry puns in 2024

Avocado has just returned home after completing a dangerous mission.
– All the other berries greeted him by saying, “Bravocado!”

Little House On The Berry. (Prairie)

The first strawberry is the sourest.

Why did the strawberry stop in the middle of the road?
– It ran out of juice.

I’m berry fond of you.

The raspberry complemented the cherry by saying that she looked cherry-fic.
– To this, the cherry replied, “Thank you berry much.”

You’re so sweet!

What do you call a sad strawberry?
– A blueberry.

What does a pear tree do before growing fruit?
– It pre-pears.

Always remember to practice what you peach.

Keep calm and berry on.

That’s not ripe…

What do you call a scary berry?
– A boo-berry.

When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
– The marionberry

The banana proposed to the lemon by saying, “You are one in a melon.”

Raps-berry – Berry cool music artists.

Forget who you are and why you’re here-all that foolishness. In the woods the bushes are full of blueberries; go and pick some. ~ Marty Rubin

Why did the raspberries take a trip to Las Vegas?
– To see Berry Manilow perform.

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