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Berry puns in 2024

It happened right before my berry eyes.

I am so sure that scarecrow’s favorite fruit would be nothing else but straw-berries.

That’s my jam!

What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?
– Jampire.

Which fruit loves going down slides?
– A ki-wheeeee.

Peach for the stars.

The tooth berry.

Left or ripe?

How do you call a magic berry?
– cherry Potter.

Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
– It was a currant affairs program.

The grape thanked his parents for doing a grape job in raisin him.

That’s berr-ific!

Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup. ~Wendell Berry

How do you make a blueberry?
– You strangle a pea.

I’ve been searching for berried treasure.

It was a blast when all the strawberries were playing their instruments together.
– It was a crazy jam session!

Jam session.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
– If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

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