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Berry puns in 2025

Berry Christmas!

Halle Berry

What do you get when you walk around with berries in your shoes?
– Toe jam.

How do you call a magic berry?
– Cherry Potter

My sister kept calling a bowl of raspberries blueberries.
– When I asked her why, she said they were very sad – they were a little blue.

Be afraid, be berry afraid…

What type of berry can you drink out of?
– A strawberry.

I love you berry much

We were made for peach other.

Blackbear-y

Pie like you.

What did the berry burglar say when he was robbing the shop?
– This is a strobbery!

What’s a banana’s favourite gymnastics move?
– The splits.

In the strawberry kingdom, things are all-ripe for now.

Eat, drink, and be berry.

Strawberries are what make life taste wonderful. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

What did the doctor tell the patient with a strawberry growing out of their head?
– Just put some cream on it.

These three bands are unreal! Spinal Tap, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters, and The Partridge Family.

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