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Berry puns in 2024

Why did the strawberry stop in the middle of the road?
– It ran out of juice.

I’m berry fond of you.

The raspberry complemented the cherry by saying that she looked cherry-fic.
– To this, the cherry replied, “Thank you berry much.”

You’re so sweet!

What do you call a sad strawberry?
– A blueberry.

What does a pear tree do before growing fruit?
– It pre-pears.

Always remember to practice what you peach.

Keep calm and berry on.

That’s not ripe…

What do you call a scary berry?
– A boo-berry.

When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
– The marionberry

The banana proposed to the lemon by saying, “You are one in a melon.”

Raps-berry – Berry cool music artists.

Forget who you are and why you’re here-all that foolishness. In the woods the bushes are full of blueberries; go and pick some. ~ Marty Rubin

Why did the raspberries take a trip to Las Vegas?
– To see Berry Manilow perform.

It happened right before my berry eyes.

I am so sure that scarecrow’s favorite fruit would be nothing else but straw-berries.

That’s my jam!

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