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Bike puns in 2025

There Was A Massive Tropical Storm While I Was Out Riding My Bike.
– I Decide To Cyclone.

A woodcutter built his own motorbike and used wood for the frame, the engine and even the brakes.
– But it wooden start.

I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn’t do the job anymore.
– Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.

On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.
– Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.

My dog used to chase everyone on a bike.
– Then I took his bike away.

He made it so hard for others to win, they just couldn’t com-peat.

The cycle maintenance dude suffers from narcolepsy.
– He gets wheelie tired.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
– Attire

I rode my bike to safely dispose of some paper, cans and bottles easier.
– It was some distance and I was tired on the way back. I had to recycle.

“So expensive to pump up your tyres these days, bloody inflation!”

My friend got into a squabble with a driver for swerving into the bike lane.
– He’s a bit of a cyclepath.

I had a conversation with my boss about step-downs,
– it wasn’t until much later that I realized I was being fired.

A Maniac Cut Someone In Half While I Was On My Bike Today.
– I Missed It, But My Chainsaw.

If you ride your bike twice in one day is that recycling?

Where do crazy people ride their bikes?
– On the psycho path

WOW, thats a bit of a shock

– You can’t handle the truth!

Cycling through a meadow, I noticed my bike looked prettier.
– I’ve got a daisy chain now.

I was two tired to try out my new unicycle.

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