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Bike puns in 2025

My Mate Punched A Driver For Pulling Into The Bike Lane. He’s A Bit Of A Cycle-Path.

My sister loves hers e-bike because she’s indecisive.
– She likes that it takes charge.

A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?
– You fall off

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
– It got so bad I had to take his bike away

A bank manager friend has given up riding his bike.
– He has lost his balance.

The cyclist that broke the city speed limit tested positive for SPEED.

A Female Boxer Let The Air Out Of Both My Wheels Recently. I Had Two Puncture.

My Bike Is Absolutely Disgusting These Days. You Should See The Skidmarks.

I was far quicker on my bike today than yesterday.
– I was in a totally different gear.

I bought a stationary bike…
– But I don’t see myself getting anywhere with it.

I illegally cut down some trees when I was out building a trail.
– Nobody witnessed anything but my chain saw.

What did the mountain biker do when he got caught out by a storm?
– Cycleone.

I Cycled Through A Meadow The Other Day And My Bike Looks Much Prettier Now.
– I’ve Got A Daisy Chain.

I can’t stand it when my bike keeps falling over.

A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
– I told him my dog doesn’t even have a bike.

“They’re after us, let’s pedaddle!”
– Pedalophile

Even though my friend is an amazing unicyclist, I can’t get him to be himself in social situations.
– He just doesn’t like bars.

Do you know the difference between a cyclist and a tricyclist?
– Attire.

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