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Bike puns in 2024

“I was suffering on the bike, so I punched my bicycle, but it hurt even more.

– It’s a vicious cycle”

I know a bike mechanic who is a bit scary, I guess he has always been a crank-y dude.

My Cousin Loves E-Bikes Because She’s Really Indecisive.
– She Likes That It Takes Charge.

Do you know what the hardest thing is about learning to ride a bike?
– The road.

An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
– “Will my son able to speak again?”

We’ll have to rimember all these wheely spoketacular jokes.

Who heard about the crazy guy who won all the medals at the bikers’ tournament?
– He took the psycho path.

I Run A Surgery Practice For Cyclists Who Want To Remove One Of Their Eyes. It’s Called ‘Cycle-Ops’.

I Bought Some Handlebars Recently But They’re A Little Bare.
– I Told The Guy I Bought Them From He Needs To Get A Grip.

Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be a fan of downhill mountain biking.
– He was a master of suspension.

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
– That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

I took my new bike back to the shop and said the pedals didn’t work. Chap asked why I thought it was called a push bike.

But after a while, his bad suspension dampened his excitement for riding the bike.

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