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Bike puns in 2025

My dog, Rover, used to chase everyone on a bike.
– I had to take his bike away.

“Why did the bicycle fall over?

– It was two tired”

The bikers I respect are the ones who torque the talk.

I went cycling through a flower-filled meadow yesterday.
– My bike looks much prettier with its daisy chain.

My teenage daughter was sat idle on our spinning bike…
– I told her she needed to listen to less cardiB and start doing more cardiO

Why did the bike fall over?
– It was two tired.

There’s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting people.
– It’s a vicious cycle.

When I bought a new wheel for my bike, I noticed something was missing from the center.
– I lodged a complaint and was directed to their spokes-person.

Apparently There Was A Type Of Dinosaur Which Used To Ride A Bike.
– The Velo-Ciraptor.

I Rode My Bike 10 Miles To Safely Dispose Of Some Paper, Cans And Bottles Earlier.
– I Was Tired On The Way Back. I Had To Recycle.

I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s the lowest I’d go.
– About 2mph I said, otherwise you’d tip over.

Why did the bike fall?
– Because it was 2 tired

My bike wheels are all pumped and looking great.
– You could say they look spoke-tacular.

A barber won a bike race,
– I asked him how?
– He said he took a short cut.

A Man Woke Up One Morning With No Hair And Two Flat Tyres.
– It Was Case Of ‘Air Today, Gone Tomorrow’.

Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip.

Bought a stationary bike today
– but I don’t see myself getting anywhere with it.

My mate is great on a unicycle, but struggles in social situations.
– He doesn’t like bars.

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