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Bike puns in 2025

My Race Time Today Was So Much Better Than Yesterday. I Was In A Whole Different Gear.

Paleontologists have discovered a type of dinosaur that used to ride bikes.
– They’ve named it the velo-ciraptor.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
– Wtf??? My dogs don’t even own bikes

I broke my bike today so I have to fork out cash for a new one

– Geez, thinking that up made me wheelie tyred

A man got up and checked his bike wheels, both tires were flat.
– It was a classic case of ‘air today, gone tomorrow’.

Everytime My Bike Hurts Me, I Punch It Right Back. It’s A Vicious Cycle.

I returned my new bike to the shop and explained the pedals weren’t working.
– The owner said that’s why it’s called a push bike.

My bike wheel was crooked, but now it’s fixed.
– True story.

Did you hear about the guy who punched a car for straying into a cycle lane?

– He was a bit of a cycle-path“

I had a friend who dropped out of college because he realized there was nothing called cycle-ology.

I admit my bike puns can get wheelie tire-some.

Why did the bike fall?
– Because it was too tired.

I like cyclists who torque the talk.

I crossed a bike with a flower and got some cycle petals.

I rode my bike out early to work this morning. I disposed some paper, cans, and bottles along the way.
– I got so tired on my way back, I had to recycle.

My Bike-Mad Cousin Dropped Out Of University After One Lecture. He Was Disappointed When He Realised It Wasn’t Pronounced Cycle-Ology.

When my bike hurts me I kick it back.
– You could say we’re in a vicious cycle.

why does a bike need a kick stand?
– because it’s two-tired to stand on it’s own

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