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Bike puns in 2025

A Nostalgic Mate’s Bike Broke The Same Day He F*Cked Up A Mixtape He Was Making For His Girlfriend. Now He Needs A New Cassette.

There’s a little shop round the corner that does a roaring trade in removing a single eye from cyclists. It’s called Cycle-Ops.

Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
– Because it was stationary.

I’d make a contribution to this thread, but I’ve gotta make like a wheel and roll.

Apparently, the winner of the bike race rode a different way than he used to.
– He himself confessed that he felt he was on a different gear.

I changed my bike’s tires for the last time. It was time for retirement.

There’s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting other cyclists.
– It’s a vicious cycle.

Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes
– It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.

“I like cyclists, who torque the talk.”

I heard about a little kid who went to bed with his bike, he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

What name did the chemist give to the bike he built?
– Bike-carbonate of soda.

The unicyclist knew his friends two wheel.

I gave my bike a new name after it came back from the bell repair shop
– It has a nice ring to it.

Cycopath: someone who has strong urges for a life behind (handle) bars.

I left by bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over.
– It was two tyred.

Studying in the library yesterday, I read about a type of dinosaur that was pretty much into bikes.
– It was called the Velo-Ciraptor.

There Was A Massive Tropical Storm While I Was Out Riding My Bike.
– I Decide To Cyclone.

A woodcutter built his own motorbike and used wood for the frame, the engine and even the brakes.
– But it wooden start.

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