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Bike puns in 2024

I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s the lowest I’d go.
– About 2mph I said, otherwise you’d tip over.

Why did the bike fall?
– Because it was 2 tired

My bike wheels are all pumped and looking great.
– You could say they look spoke-tacular.

A barber won a bike race,
– I asked him how?
– He said he took a short cut.

A Man Woke Up One Morning With No Hair And Two Flat Tyres.
– It Was Case Of ‘Air Today, Gone Tomorrow’.

Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip.

Bought a stationary bike today
– but I don’t see myself getting anywhere with it.

My mate is great on a unicycle, but struggles in social situations.
– He doesn’t like bars.

I bought some bicycle handlebars online, however, I left them a bad review because they obviously need to get a grip.

It gets more expensive to buy a tire pump with every year that passes. It’s all that inflation.

My Mate Is Really Good On A Unicycle But Very Socially Awkward.
– She Can’t Handle-Bars.

My sports-mad cousin dropped out of university when he realised he’d signed up for psychology.

What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
– “Are you my mudder?”

I met a hot girl today.

– derailleur?

What is the perfect name for a sculptor who uses bike parts for his art?
– Cycleangelo

I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home.
– It was a drag.

I crossed a bike with a flower and got…
– cycle petals.

Why can’t the bike ever get up on time?
– Two tired.

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