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Bike puns in 2024

What does a mountain biker do when he wants to achieve more balance?
– He hires a cycleologist.

There’s really only one wheel difference between a bike and a trike.

My brother went crazy when I took his last piece of candy.
– He’s a cycle path.

I used to know a little boy who took his bike to bed.
– He didn’t want to sleep walk.

I saw a chap painting pictures of bikes on a local church roof.
– Cycleangelo.

What’s the difference between a farmer on a bicycle and a lawyer on a unicycle?
– Attire.

Congratulations on your re-tire-ment.

I cry whenever I go over my handlebars.
– My mates always say I need to get a grip.

Why is riding a bike, jumping off, then riding a bike again good for the environment?
– Because its recycling.

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
– A tyre.

Why can’t bicycles stand on their own?
– Because they are always too tired.

He went on a ride one day and got lost. His last known sighting was around the Berm-uda triangle.

I crashed my bike into a wall today.
– It was wheelie unfortunate.

So the cops just came to my door, they said my dog was chasing someone on a bike,
– I told them “my dog doesn’t even own a bike”

My bank manager has finally given up riding his bike.
– He’s lost his balance.

“drop bars not bombs.”

– “Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip!”

My cousin bought a bike and named it The Truth. I told him to stay away from the bike because he kept on falling.
– I guess he couldn’t handle The Truth.

My bike chain went rusty.
– Then my whole bicycle fell apart. It was a chain reaction.

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