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Bike puns in 2025

I bought some bicycle handlebars online, however, I left them a bad review because they obviously need to get a grip.

It gets more expensive to buy a tire pump with every year that passes. It’s all that inflation.

My Mate Is Really Good On A Unicycle But Very Socially Awkward.
– She Can’t Handle-Bars.

My sports-mad cousin dropped out of university when he realised he’d signed up for psychology.

What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
– “Are you my mudder?”

I met a hot girl today.

– derailleur?

What is the perfect name for a sculptor who uses bike parts for his art?
– Cycleangelo

I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home.
– It was a drag.

I crossed a bike with a flower and got…
– cycle petals.

Why can’t the bike ever get up on time?
– Two tired.

My bike won’t stand on it’s own.
– It’s two tired.

My bike started to fall apart as soon as the chain broke,
– you could say it was a chain reaction.

Do you know why an elephant cannot ride a bicycle?
– Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

I used some paper to make a bike.
– It doesn’t move – it’s a stationery bike.

I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.
– It’s just like riding a bike.

47. I used to be obsessed with my bike, going out three or four times a day.
– But I’ve managed the break the cycle now.

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike.
– Must have been his baby bell.

A cyclepath cut my bike in half.
– I missed it, but my chainsaw.

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