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Bike puns in 2025

I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home.
– It was a drag.

I crossed a bike with a flower and got…
– cycle petals.

Why can’t the bike ever get up on time?
– Two tired.

My bike won’t stand on it’s own.
– It’s two tired.

My bike started to fall apart as soon as the chain broke,
– you could say it was a chain reaction.

Do you know why an elephant cannot ride a bicycle?
– Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

I used some paper to make a bike.
– It doesn’t move – it’s a stationery bike.

I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.
– It’s just like riding a bike.

47. I used to be obsessed with my bike, going out three or four times a day.
– But I’ve managed the break the cycle now.

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike.
– Must have been his baby bell.

A cyclepath cut my bike in half.
– I missed it, but my chainsaw.

My Mate Punched A Driver For Pulling Into The Bike Lane. He’s A Bit Of A Cycle-Path.

My sister loves hers e-bike because she’s indecisive.
– She likes that it takes charge.

A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?
– You fall off

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
– It got so bad I had to take his bike away

A bank manager friend has given up riding his bike.
– He has lost his balance.

The cyclist that broke the city speed limit tested positive for SPEED.

A Female Boxer Let The Air Out Of Both My Wheels Recently. I Had Two Puncture.

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