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Bike puns in 2024

I cry whenever I go over my handlebars.
– My mates always say I need to get a grip.

Why is riding a bike, jumping off, then riding a bike again good for the environment?
– Because its recycling.

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
– A tyre.

Why can’t bicycles stand on their own?
– Because they are always too tired.

He went on a ride one day and got lost. His last known sighting was around the Berm-uda triangle.

I crashed my bike into a wall today.
– It was wheelie unfortunate.

So the cops just came to my door, they said my dog was chasing someone on a bike,
– I told them “my dog doesn’t even own a bike”

My bank manager has finally given up riding his bike.
– He’s lost his balance.

“drop bars not bombs.”

– “Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip!”

My cousin bought a bike and named it The Truth. I told him to stay away from the bike because he kept on falling.
– I guess he couldn’t handle The Truth.

My bike chain went rusty.
– Then my whole bicycle fell apart. It was a chain reaction.

Why did the bike fall
– Because it was 2 tired

Why are trains such good bike riders?
– Because of the train wheels!!

A friend of mine works for a company that makes bikes.
– He’s their spokesman.

What does a biker do when he notices he’s on the wrong trail?
– He back-pedals.

The Dude Who Makes My Wheels Suffers From Narcolepsy.
– He Just Gets Wheelie, Wheelie Tyred.

It’s Getting Harder To Use A Bike Pump With Every Year That Passes. All That Inflation.

I nearly ran an old lady over while on my bike yesterday. You need to learn to use a bell she said.
– I know how to use a bell… I just can’t ride my bike.

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