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Bike puns in 2025

Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
– It’s two tired

Getting a tire pump is really expensive these days.
– I blame it all on the bloody inflation.

We found him after a while but, he was completely broken; we had to schedule sessions for him with the local cycle-ologist.

When My Bike Chain Rusted, The Rest Of My Bike Started Falling Apart Too.
– It Was A Chain Reaction.

Can you handle my bike gags? Or do you need a brake?

I yelled “COW” at a woman on a bike.
– She flipped me off then hit the cow.

One for 100 climbs – “Don’t ride upgrades, ride up grades.“

Riding a bike is hard. My bike hurt me so I hit it back, it was a vicious cycle.

Did You Know Alfred Hitchcock Used To Be Into Downhill Mountain Biking?
– He Was The Master Of Suspens-Ion.

I was out cycling and there was a massive tropical storm.
– I decided to cyclone.

I avoid bike trails after dark.
– They’re full of cycle paths.

I think you all need to get a grip.

I offer a surgery procedure for cyclists who want one of their eyes removed.
– I call the procedure “cycle ops”.

Bikes need a kickstand. They’re two tired to stand up on their own.

I broke my bike today so I’ll have to fork out for a new one.

I bought an exercise bike, but I got rid of it after 2 weeks..
– Didn’t seem to be getting anywhere.

I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can’t seem to do it
– I guess it must be sprocket science

You don’t have to wonder why brits are so good at biking, just check their public transport costs.

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