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Bike puns in 2024

I had a friend who dropped out of college because he realized there was nothing called cycle-ology.

I admit my bike puns can get wheelie tire-some.

Why did the bike fall?
– Because it was too tired.

I like cyclists who torque the talk.

I crossed a bike with a flower and got some cycle petals.

I rode my bike out early to work this morning. I disposed some paper, cans, and bottles along the way.
– I got so tired on my way back, I had to recycle.

My Bike-Mad Cousin Dropped Out Of University After One Lecture. He Was Disappointed When He Realised It Wasn’t Pronounced Cycle-Ology.

When my bike hurts me I kick it back.
– You could say we’re in a vicious cycle.

why does a bike need a kick stand?
– because it’s two-tired to stand on it’s own

A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
– Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

A friend of mine used to be obsessed with his bike, he was out on it ten times a day.
– He’s fine now, just had to break the cycle.

My friend is big on indecision. He ended up buying an electric bike, he loves how it takes charge.

I bought a new wheel from the cycle shop, but it was missing something in the middle.
– I called up to complain and they put me straight through to their spokes-person.

What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
– A cycle path.

I spotted a toddler with cheese strapped to his trike.
– It must have been his baby bell.

“I was suffering on the bike, so I punched my bicycle, but it hurt even more.

– It’s a vicious cycle”

I know a bike mechanic who is a bit scary, I guess he has always been a crank-y dude.

My Cousin Loves E-Bikes Because She’s Really Indecisive.
– She Likes That It Takes Charge.

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