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Biology puns in 2024

Q: What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi.
– A: I like your body, and the Golgi said it’s complex.

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– An itsy bitsy book.

When a plant is sad,
– all of its plant friends photosympathize with it!

My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..
– Mitosis

What do biologists post on Instagram?
– Cell-fies.

Q: Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone?
– A: Cause They “FLU” AWAY

Biologists love to play musical instruments.
– Organs are their favorite!

What did Cinderella say while reading Biology?
– I hate Mitosis

My sister stepped on my toe.
– Me being a biology student , I shouted – MITOSIS

Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
– A: The Nucleus

What do you call a place of worship made out of amino acids?
– A cysteine chapel.

If someone wants to hear a potassium joke, just say ‘K’.

What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
– Biodegraded

How do you eat DNA-spaghetti?
– With a replication fork.

Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?
– A: Chemotaxis

How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
– Romeostasis.

Ants never get sick.
– They have little anty bodies.

I got an F in Biology Class
– Next time I see my teacher I’m gonna punch her in the balls!

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