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Biology puns in 2025

Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book?
– It was a hard cell.

Q: How do you identify a bald eagle?
– A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.

A couple of biologists had twins.
– One they called John and the other control.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
– Guess my thymine was off.

My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is…
– I replied, “where Native Americans live.”

How does a marine biologist end a conversation?
– Sea you later!

Q: Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards?
– A: They like to avoid the flush.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
– Sadly, it was all in vein.

I think I’m failing my marine biology class
– My grade is below C level.

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
– You can’t hear an enzyme.

Q: Why can’t a plant be on the darkside of the Force?
– A: Because it can’t make food without the light!

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
– One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Microorganisms are so hipster.
– They were evolving on earth before it was cool!

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson…
– Apparently it’s called an “Eye disection” not “Eye digestion”

What does a biologist tell you when you have to give blood?
– B positive!

Q: Where do you bury dead people?
– A: Asymmetry

When a biologist wants to impress someone,
– they wear designer genes.

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
– They had no chemistry et. al.

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