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Biology puns in 2025

Why aren’t students allowed in the biology teachers’ lounge?
– It’s for staph only.

Q: What is the reproductive area in South America?
– A: Spermatagonia

The biology teacher is very popular at school.
– He’s a fungi.

I have a joke about biology but
– you have to dissect it well to understand it.

What do you call the union of a sheep and a ram?
– Mitosis.

Q: How do you make a hormone?
– A: Don’t pay her.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
– He was a man of many cultures.

I know some great biology puns,
– but you’ll have to dissect them to understand them.

Don’t know much about history. Don’t know much biology. Don’t know much about a science book.
– Donald Trump’s resume when he applied to be a presidential candidate.

What do you call a train conductor on a chromosome?
– A genetic engineer.

Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?
– A: A FSH.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
– I like your “style”

We be-lung together. Aorta tell you that I love you!

My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes.
– She must have never heard of the holocaust

What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?
– A-mean-o acid.

Q: Where do hippos go to university?
– A: Hippocampus

If you’ve ever wondered how biologists contact each other,
– they use their cell-phones!

The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest organ…
– Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!

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