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Biology puns in 2025

We have to stop talking about mitosis.
– It’s such a divisive issue.

Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– A: An itsy bitsy book.

What’s a pirate’s favorite amino acid?
– Arrrrrr-ginine.

That girl is really worried about her biology test.
– Her nervous system is acting up.

A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower.
– He says “Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!”

Where did the viruses go?
– They flu away.

Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Biology?
– A: Because he was below “C” level.

Biologists can also be great philosophers.
– They give fantastic life lessons.

I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam.
– He said , I’m your mum.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
– Photosympathize

Why was the mushroom so popular?
– He was a real fungi.

Which Biochemicals Wash Up on Beaches?
– Nucleotides

Biology is the only science where multiplication is the same thing as division.

Biology is important
– It’s a matter of life and death.

What’s Kim Jong Un’s favorite step of mitosis?
– Nuclear division.

Q: What does DNA stand for?
– A: National Dyslexics Association

What’s the study of real estate?
– Homology.

You shouldn’t be worried if you get a B for your biology practical.
– It’s much easier to dissect a frog!

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