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Biology puns in 2025

What did the cell say when he ran into the table?
– Mitosis!

Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
– A: I like your “style”

What do biologists wear on their heads when playing football?
– Helminth.

Why did the cloud date the fog?
– He was so down to earth.

You hear about the kid that threw his biology test in the trash, yet still managed to pass?
– Turns out, it was bio-D-gradable.

What do hipster biologists wear?
– Skinny genes.

Q: How do you know your dehydrated?
– A: You can hear your red blood cells crenating.

My biology teacher decided to create vocal cords with stem cells.
– The results really speak for themselves.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
– I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

What did the cell say when it was dividing?
– “It’s not you, it’s me.”

Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
– A: Designer jeans.

Is there a big difference between male and female anatomy?
– Yes, a vas deferens.

If you’ve visited many countries or speak many different languages,
– you must be a man of many cultures!

The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?
– Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!

Why wouldn’t the scientist go into the haunted house?
– He was too petrified.

Q: How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon?
– A: He caught the garter snake.

We just hired a molecular biologist.
– Man, is he small.

Biology tell me you’re 70% water.
– Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space.
– Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
– But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

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