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Biology puns in 2025

My Biology teacher told me ants are female
– The males are called uncles

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
– They’re allowed to wear genes to work.

Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
– A: Fear of utility bills.

A dog and a marine biologist are quite similar.
– One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale!

Over Christmas dinner, I accidentally let it slip I’d lied about my degree in biology.
– Me and my big face-hole thingy.

request: biology jokes
– Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)

What did the femur say to the patella?
– I kneed you.

What do You Call a Member of the Financial Staff of the Faculty of Biology?
– A buy-ologist.

Do you see that scary gang over there?
– Their leader is called the Nucleus!

I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase…
– So I can unzip those genes

The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is.
– I said, “Nothing, they both involve mitosis”.

Q: What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi.
– A: I like your body, and the Golgi said it’s complex.

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– An itsy bitsy book.

When a plant is sad,
– all of its plant friends photosympathize with it!

My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..
– Mitosis

What do biologists post on Instagram?
– Cell-fies.

Q: Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone?
– A: Cause They “FLU” AWAY

Biologists love to play musical instruments.
– Organs are their favorite!

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