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Biology puns in 2025

Biologists love to play musical instruments.
– Organs are their favorite!

What did Cinderella say while reading Biology?
– I hate Mitosis

My sister stepped on my toe.
– Me being a biology student , I shouted – MITOSIS

Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
– A: The Nucleus

What do you call a place of worship made out of amino acids?
– A cysteine chapel.

If someone wants to hear a potassium joke, just say ‘K’.

What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
– Biodegraded

How do you eat DNA-spaghetti?
– With a replication fork.

Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?
– A: Chemotaxis

How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
– Romeostasis.

Ants never get sick.
– They have little anty bodies.

I got an F in Biology Class
– Next time I see my teacher I’m gonna punch her in the balls!

Why aren’t students allowed in the biology teachers’ lounge?
– It’s for staph only.

Q: What is the reproductive area in South America?
– A: Spermatagonia

The biology teacher is very popular at school.
– He’s a fungi.

I have a joke about biology but
– you have to dissect it well to understand it.

What do you call the union of a sheep and a ram?
– Mitosis.

Q: How do you make a hormone?
– A: Don’t pay her.

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