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Biology puns in 2025

What do hipster biologists wear?
– Skinny genes.

Q: How do you know your dehydrated?
– A: You can hear your red blood cells crenating.

My biology teacher decided to create vocal cords with stem cells.
– The results really speak for themselves.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
– I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

What did the cell say when it was dividing?
– “It’s not you, it’s me.”

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