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Bird puns in 2025

Mozart sold all his chickens.
-He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.

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There was this bird that was quite rude to the crow today.
-This was because it was a mockingbird.

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You can learn to do this too, feather (further) down the road

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Cross a duck with a firecracker, and you will surely enjoy the firequacker.

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 The only good thing about thanksgiving is that there is turkey for owl!

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Why did the owl join Tinder?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

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A bird went to the grocery store to buy a bar of soap.
-He came out angry because he couldn’t find a ‘Dove’ there.

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A bunch of chickens was playing hide-and-seek.
-It turned out to be fowl play.

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What the duck?

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
-A walkie-talkie.

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One of the bird movies got nominated for the Oscars.
-It was called ‘The Lord of the Wings.’

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A few birds spend all their time on their knees, praying to God.
– The bird community calls them ‘The Birds of Prey.’

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Caw me on my cell phone

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If birds could speak a different language, geese would be fluent in the Portugeese language.

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Talk birdy to me

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I published a book about birds.
– It flew off the shelf.

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A velcrow helps keep the crows in a flock.

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A canary flew into the pasty dish and made it a Tweetie pie.

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