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Bird puns in 2024

An owl baby usually takes after the father owl.
-They, too, follow the ‘like feather, like son’ tradition.

The best time to buy a bird is when it’s cheep
-a piece of advice to make your heart fly, always!

I once saw a bird get so stork raven mad, he flew off the handle.

 A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s great recovery.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

Here’s a toucan of my appreciation

What’s a bird’s favorite addition to his salad?
-Crowtons.

Mozart sold all his chickens.
-He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.

There was this bird that was quite rude to the crow today.
-This was because it was a mockingbird.

You can learn to do this too, feather (further) down the road

Cross a duck with a firecracker, and you will surely enjoy the firequacker.

 The only good thing about thanksgiving is that there is turkey for owl!

Why did the owl join Tinder?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

A bird went to the grocery store to buy a bar of soap.
-He came out angry because he couldn’t find a ‘Dove’ there.

A bunch of chickens was playing hide-and-seek.
-It turned out to be fowl play.

What the duck?

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
-A walkie-talkie.

One of the bird movies got nominated for the Oscars.
-It was called ‘The Lord of the Wings.’

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