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Bird puns in 2024

I got into a fight with a bird while I was down south.
-I have no egrets.

Don’t worry if a bird has a bad wing; it can use a sparrowchute.

I found a sad bird in my window today.
-Seems like a bluebird to me.

Hi Tweetie Pie

The ducks love to eat quackers with their soups.

 If birds were to invest their money, they’d trust no one but the stork market.

If you’re going skydiving, you’ll need a sparrowchute

One needs to be careful with the robber ducks in the soap aisle.
-They steal half the things.

You have to learn the bird-nacular

Why can’t turkeys go to church?
-They use fowl language.

Even during the hardest of times, the warrior bird says, “Owl not give up.”

 If you are looking to buy a bird in the grocery stores, you should be sure to check out the kiwis.

You’re so tweet

The duck was so sad that the doctor asked him to read about some bird puns and jokes.
-Once, the duck started reading them, it really quacked him up.

 If parrots love to play games, ‘Hide and Speak’ would be their favorite one.

Where does bird royalty live?
-Duckingham Palace

Owl loves to read books, and the favorite genre that it prefers is the ‘hoot-dunits.’

Bird puns fly right over my head

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