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Bird puns in 2025

What’s a bird’s favorite addition to his salad?
-Crowtons.

Mozart sold all his chickens.
-He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.

There was this bird that was quite rude to the crow today.
-This was because it was a mockingbird.

You can learn to do this too, feather (further) down the road

Cross a duck with a firecracker, and you will surely enjoy the firequacker.

 The only good thing about thanksgiving is that there is turkey for owl!

Why did the owl join Tinder?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

A bird went to the grocery store to buy a bar of soap.
-He came out angry because he couldn’t find a ‘Dove’ there.

A bunch of chickens was playing hide-and-seek.
-It turned out to be fowl play.

What the duck?

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
-A walkie-talkie.

One of the bird movies got nominated for the Oscars.
-It was called ‘The Lord of the Wings.’

A few birds spend all their time on their knees, praying to God.
– The bird community calls them ‘The Birds of Prey.’

Caw me on my cell phone

If birds could speak a different language, geese would be fluent in the Portugeese language.

Talk birdy to me

I published a book about birds.
– It flew off the shelf.

A velcrow helps keep the crows in a flock.

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