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Bird puns in 2024

The owl never studies for his tests.
-He prefers to just wing it.

Toucan’t touch this

Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
-They only hit fowl balls.

The little bird got in trouble at school because it was found tweeting on a test.

Like feather, like son

Make sure you keep your clothes safe while you are in the bathtub as there are high chances of the robber ducky looting you.

The best time to buy a bird is when it’s cheep
-a piece of advice to make your heart fly, always!

I once saw a bird get so stork raven mad, he flew off the handle.

An owl baby usually takes after the father owl.
-They, too, follow the ‘like feather, like son’ tradition.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

Here’s a toucan of my appreciation

What’s a bird’s favorite addition to his salad?
-Crowtons.

 A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s great recovery.

There was this bird that was quite rude to the crow today.
-This was because it was a mockingbird.

You can learn to do this too, feather (further) down the road

Mozart sold all his chickens.
-He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.

 The only good thing about thanksgiving is that there is turkey for owl!

Why did the owl join Tinder?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

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