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Bird puns in 2024

Why does the flamingo stand on one leg?
-If it lifted both legs, it’d fall over.

Once a bird became a comedian.
-He was called Jay Leno.

If a chicken was born in the 1960s, it belonged to the funky chicken generation.

That bird convict will definitely serve pigeon (prison) time.

The crows are fond of the telephone wires because they always look forward to making a long-distance caw.

If you ever get a chance to attend a winter owl party, you should do it!
-The parties are a hoot!

A-parrot-ly, it’s your birthday!

It was so cold that the eagle was forced to say ‘Birrrrrrd.’

I bird(heard) you the first time

I got into a fight with a bird while I was down south.
-I have no egrets.

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