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Blue puns in 2025

What is blue and doesn’t fit?
– A dead epileptic.

Whats blue and not heavy?
– Light blue :)))

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don’t confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

I haven’t got a blue.

Teal the show.

Heads or teals.

What’s red and smells like blue paint??
– Red paint.

This was built for blue.

Don’t call me, I’ll call blue.

Bite off more than you can blue.

All I teally want to do.

A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke…
– Wooden tit

A word for the turquoise.

Live to tell the teal.

Blue peas in a pod.

The weather is warm and bluemid.

Have I got blues for you!

Get teal.

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