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Blue puns in 2025

Don’t sweat the smalt stuff.

I blue it.

What’s your favourite blue spiky master film director?
– Sonic The Hitchcock

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
– Red paint

That’s a teal order.

A teal-breaker.

This is blue much.

Goody blue shoes.

Signed, tealed, delivered.

What’s blue and cries?
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her “What’s blue and not very heavy?” “Light blue”)

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
– Light blue

Sapphire the cannon!

Stop and smalt the roses.

My least favourite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.

Someone like blue.

Blue and far between.

What’s the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.

What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
– A Navy Seal!

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