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Blue puns in 2024

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday

Rest azured.

Just teal with it.

Say a blue words.

Pick and blues.

Take your blue, we’re starting.

That’s not a big teal.

What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
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What’s blue and not heavy?
– Light blue

Teal a glance.

Chasing your own teal.

All blue can eat buffet.

It’s good as blue.

Give credit where credit is blue.

Teal the spotlight.

Fake it teal you make it.

You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
– Washington DC.

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