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Blue puns in 2025

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much?
– Light blue.

Head over teals in love.

I blue you were trouble.

Show us your blue colours.

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
– Red paint.

Don’t sweat the smalt stuff.

I blue it.

What’s your favourite blue spiky master film director?
– Sonic The Hitchcock

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
– Red paint

That’s a teal order.

A teal-breaker.

This is blue much.

Goody blue shoes.

Signed, tealed, delivered.

What’s blue and cries?
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her “What’s blue and not very heavy?” “Light blue”)

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
– Light blue

Sapphire the cannon!

Stop and smalt the roses.

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